{ Anything But Modern } - the tfl approved rocko's modern life fanlisting

Quotes

Here are some quotes from different characters in the show Rocko's Modern Life.

Rocko

"Excuse me, sir. But garbage and dogs are not part of a balanced diet."

"Garbage day is a very dangerous day."

"If marriage is going to break up our friendship, I'd rather be deported!"

Filburt

"Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity." (reading a fortune cookie)

"You turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands..."

"I'm nauseous! I'm nauseous! I'm nauseous!"

"Hey Heff, ask me what time it is."

"Stuff On A Stick: Stick your face in our stuff."

"I'm wearing European Style Undergarments!"

"Quit callin' here!"

"Yeah what happened?" (answering the phone)

"Oh fishsticks."

"Oh boy."

"Hello, hello, mayday?! We can't fly; we ate too much ice cream, and my friend's from Australia."

(Thinking about Rocko) "But what about all the good times we've shared...? Ah I can get new friends."

Heffer

"Hey Rock! Do that goofy face you do when you're buying eggs!"

"I don't OWN any spandex!"

"Through the use of sophisticated computer technology, and a box of crayons, we have constructed a likeness of Dingo today."

"Give me another order!"

"That was a hoot!"

Conversations

Filbert's Son: "Why do we wear these things on our shoulders?"
Filbert: "Because... it's the future! Thank you for stopping by."

Rocko, Filbert: WHAT IN THE HELL...
(Deportation officer appears at door)
Rocko, Filber: LO?

Ed Bighead: Rocko, what are you doing?
Rocko: (holding a paddle) We're playing spank the monkey.

Heffer: Umm...May amo Francior!
Filber: And I don't speak English!

Security Guard: Uh-hun. And you would be...?
Heffer: We're a big, unruly mob!
Everyone: (singing) We're a big unruly mooob!

Mayday: And I think you'll agree, he has a very promising future here at Conglomo.
(Mr. Dupette & Mayday open the door to see Ed talking to the "Magic Meatball" dressed in a wedding dress)
Ed Bighead: Now it wants to call it off!
(Mayday presses a button which opens the floor of the office and drops Ed)
Mayday: I'm sorry to waste your time sir.

Heffer: (reading a sign) Welcome to Heck, a friendly community. (pauses) Heck? Isn't it supposed to be...
Peaches: Censors!

Gecko: (on TV commercial) That's Gecko-o-netic.
Filbert: Wait, that's too many numbers.
Gecko: Just call.
Filbert: Oh, okay.

Rocko: You are about to embark on a journey. A journey shared by two people who-
Filbert: (cutting in) Alright that's enough of that.

French Guy: Ahh, this is no problem. She's at the Eiffel Tower!
Rocko: Really?
French Guy: Sure! All cheesy love stories end there!

(While confessing their deepest secrets)
Rocko: I've always liked...rainbows.
Heffer: (looks disgusted) Rocko!

Filbert: How is she, Doc?
Doctor: Well I throughly observed your pet and it's not a "she". It's a loaf of bread.
Filbert: DON'T YOU LISTEN TO HIM MARGARET!
Doctor: I'm afraid we're going to have to take it away from you.
Filbert: NOOOO!
Doctor: (in a sing-song voice) Look what I've got...whoo-oooh...
Filbert: S-S-SAUCE!

Mr. & Mrs. Bighead

"I'm calling the phone!" -Mr. Bighead

"You saw my wife in her bath robe? (looks disturbed) Wasn't it awful?" -Mr. Bighead

"I hate my life." -Mr. Bighead

"And now without furthur ado-do..." -Mr. Bighead

Others

"I say we eat the beaver!" -Grandpa Wolf

"I am the cheese. I am the best character on this show. I am better than the salami and the bologna combined." -Mr. Cheese (Wacky Delly)

"Don't touch the green button!" -Rocko's Boss

"You monsters are all alike. You march in here like you own the place and start redecorating." -Really Really Big Man

"Where's the pain? Where. Is. It?" -Ralph Bighead

"It's not new, it's not original, it's not even that interesting. It's Dracula as you've never seen him before, dead." -Movie Trailer

"Now to Fran at the courthouse. Fran? Thanks, Fran. Well, this may very well be the trial of the century, and the question on everyone's mind is: What the heck is Rocko? Is he some kind of dog? -Anchorman Fran

"So your dog ate a FatHeads chewable tablet? He's gonna explode you know." -Doctor